sequins and occlusions

fromthefilesofafigureskater:

I’m not a Meryl and Charlie person but this is great.

MARLIE FTW. 

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fromthefilesofafigureskater:

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followed by their amazement at how much good stock boots and blades cost (let alone customs) 

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Being drunk is not always good.

Love, Rafael

i know i wear skinny jeans sometimes, but come on…

(and yes, i’ve gotten this before)

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i sent this email to some friends and completely forgot about it until now. 

“so i had the strangest dream last night involving mao, marlie, igor, johnny. some highlights: 

-mao and i went to dinner and she had a really awkward way of ordering whatever it was she ate (for some reason, i seem to remember her reciting the song “umbrella” including all of the “eh”s but that makes no sense) 

-mao then tried to seduce me-i was skating in a show as part of an ice dance team with someone but i’m blanking on who it was, and we were doing a 4some piece with i believe tanith and ben. 

-meryl was throwing a bitch fit because there wasn’t space for us to rehearse off ice (which there wasn’t because for some reason people were moving things in and out of the way of where the choreographer was trying to teach us) 

-she then yelled for igor, who was wearing a hockey uniform while she was on the phone with johnny

weird.”

iconic 

• Mad Libs, whose creator passed away

even though i actually like it quite a bit…